Be Home By Midnight…

Posted on April 2nd, 2008 by blue collar scientist

…because the judge says so.

Superior Court Judge Beverly Cutler said the verdict should provide a lesson. “We should get young people to stay home after midnight,” she said. She later amended that to say adults should be home by midnight as well.

Sorry, Miss Astronomer, you aren’t allowed to go to work anymore. Sorry, cardiac patient, but there are no doctors or nurses at the hospital after midnight, you will just have to wait….

I can only assume that this kind of civilization-disrupting advice springs from the naive understanding that no crimes are, or would be, committed during the daytime.

And when does “after midnight” end, anyway? I know people that go to work at six AM - that’s only six hours after midnight. Are they OK? Or do you have to wait until the number of hours after midnight is less than the number before? That would mean we all get to sleep in until noon….

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2 Responses to “Be Home By Midnight…”

  1. Sumen Says:

    I, for one, am ALWAYS home by midnight. I am also a little forgetful and tend to leave my glass slippers lying around.

  2. Steve G Says:

    There many creative ways to stop criminals.

    Recently a judge in Davenport, IA decided a young man with lengthy and violent criminal record to his name would stop his dastardly ways if he just had some counseling and went to church. http://www.qctimes.com/articles/2008/03/19/news/local/doc47e18a0290dec912417296.txt

    I won’t keep you in suspense. I didn’t work.
    http://www.qctimes.com/articles/2008/03/20/news/local/doc47e2ec6a8d323193693030.txt

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